“Our parents have signed us up to play the world’s most popular team sport and we hope you will patiently teach us how to play soccer properly.
“We love being active and it is extremely difficult for us to just sit or stand around. Our attention span is rather short and we have sudden shifts in behavior from good to bad.
“We enjoy group play but prefer to play in smaller groups. We have difficulty in co-operating with others and are not ready to be placed into playing positions.